A Parody of Madonna’s “Vogue”

Look around, everywhere you turn there’s mutants
They’re everywhere that you go
You try everything you can to escape
The way of life that you know

When all else fails and you long to be
Someone different than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It’s called Xavier’s, and here’s what it’s for, so

Come on, Rogue
Get your body out to the east coast, hey, hey, hey
Come on, Rogue
Let your powers go with the flow, you know you can do it

All you need is your own determination
So use it that’s what it’s for
Go inside for your highest inspiration
Your team will open the door

It makes no difference if you’re blue or white
If you’re a boy or a ghoul
If the x-gene’s pumping, it will give you new life
You’re a superhero, yes, that’s what you are, you know it

Come on, Rogue
Get your body out to the east coast, hey, hey, hey
Come on, Rogue
Let your powers go with the flow, you know you can do it

Muties where you find them
Not just where you hunt and find them
Roll into the gifted school
That’s where you’ll feel so powerful

Magical, life’s a ball
So get down to the Danger Room

Come on, Rogue
Get your body out to the east coast, hey, hey, hey
Come on, Rogue
Let your powers go with the flow, you know you can do it

Betsy Braddock, ’roro Munroe
Piotr & Remy LeBeau
Scott Summers, Wolverine
Undercover as a Morlock fiend

Emma Frost, Ms Grey Jean
Picture of a psychic queen
Sam Guthrie, Rahne Sinclaire
Sean Cassidy flew on air

They had style, they had taste
Raven Darkholme changed her face
Lorna, Katherine, Illyana too
Dani Moonstar, we love you

Ladies full of fortitude
Fellows that had fought the Brood
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Strike a foe, there’s nothing to it

ROGUE!